Scare 'em while they're young

The whole Armor of God Pajama set will help your children to depend on God to protect them from their fears, doubts, and uncertainties at night so their sleep can be restful and peaceful.

You really have to go to this site just for the sheer kitsch high that you will get. Those rising clouds are just too great!

Satin has kind of always has creeped me out anyway.

Onward christian business!

Credit to the always valuable Cruel Site of the Day.